Wednesday 23 December 2015

RICE, CHICKEN AND THE GHOST OF SKINNIER TIMES


(NOT FOR THE FATTY HEARTED)

Well it’s almost Christmas again; the Nigerian Olympics for rice cooking, fuel scarcity and the torture of listening to Christmas song everywhere you turn……..Feliz Navidad, propesro ańoy Felicidad  (repeat 1000000x)

Christmas is big on our minds for a lot of reasons but for some, and at one point for me, it was another pivotal period to enter the fattening room and fight the demon called fast metabolism. Now without trying to sound unnecessarily cerebral like some school lecturers, fast metabolism is basically what makes skinny people remain skinny.

I warned you didn’t I? If you have been all about that bass (fat) without treble (slim) all your life, this might sound more confusing than our country’s politics.

Remember Fido Dido?  That skinny animated 7up sensation during the early 90s; way before Nigerians relegated the drink to what you just mix with “ugwu” leaf to cure acute malaria. Never been called that? Then you don’t know how important the struggle is during this period.
You enter into a crowded place and your head drops evil lines:

“Mirror, Mirror on the wall; who is the skinniest of them all”

Spare a thought to when your plans for the festive period, was narrowed to just eating enough food to ensure that when you get to school to resume a semester, friends would flower you with compliments:

 ‘Ahan! Na u be this? See as you don fat!
Chai! So u fit fine like this?
Abeg, Abeg, no reduce, so na school dey make u look like suffer person?’ 

Kind of validates the thought that some of us are not really ugly but just skinny, stressed and maybe broke.
Some of us now have gotten married, given birth, left school, gotten a job, now a boss and the slim monster has finally been defeated. Although fatty tissue is not necessarily the consequence of all these, but my point is this:
Forever doesn’t exist on earth

Today, it might be about food and the moving away from the depression of the ‘skinnies’; tomorrow it might be the battle to shake off being super-sized, broke, jobless, unmarried, loveless, sick or anything that faults your reality. Like many things in this life, these too shall pass.
So as you enjoy the Christmas, make laughs and create moments, remember: the challenges of life fades just like the season….

Have a chicken filled Christmas people.











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